BREAKING NEWS!...........FAKE NEWS!
hee hee.........THIS JUST IN!.......HUDDLE
UP!..........first string only.......... = all 4 blog
followers + Coach Werthellouben?...............
....this's good stuff ready?!
I've been writing this little column for 38 years, twice a year on
average, drowning my sorrows in Wild Turkey and fresh grapefruit
juice, it's good. Every time I publish, 1.3 times a year average,
because not one single goddam NaturalChristianSoul left a com-
ment, that's where you break huh? between the mms?...yellow plain
on the left red peanut on the right? sorry! So I figured not one single
solitary JewChristianMuslimBuddistHindewIDon'tCare had even
looked at the thing! Why, I even wrote myself a comment once...
and answered it! I"m a shrink, dudes, I can hold a therapy group
anytime I want. I am perfectly cognizant of when I'm whom...
I digress.
Here's the NEWS! You Howdy-
Beaches been writing comments all along and I just couldn't find
them!!!!! !!!!! !!!!! Either that or somebody did a real nice hack
for me on my 70th birthday. Thank you. I'm 70. Just got back here
from a reality rewrite of the first 5 years of "This is Your Fucking
PTSD Life." My psychoanalytic therapist of 25 years also suddenly
ran off with his dying wife (true story). But I'm fine now. I'm here,
aren't I. That was not a question.
So. this one is just for you guys. Nobody else is allowed to read it.
Like I need to say that. Like, I should say y'all aren't allowed to read
it. HA! No, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me all
these years. The sweat. The blood. The gastric juices and shit. All
for YOU. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!
Got some real amazing insights for you in the next one. So don't
change that dial! It's coming right up :)
