BREAKING NEWS!...........FAKE NEWS!
hee hee.........THIS JUST IN!.......HUDDLE
UP!..........first string only...........= all 4 blog
followers + Coach Werthellouben?...............
....this's good stuff, ready?!
I've been writing this little column for 38 years, drowning my
sorrows in Wild Turkey and fresh grapefruit juice (it's good)
every time I publish, around, uh, 1.07 times a year, average.
Now, not one single goddam natural Christian soul has left a
Now, not one single goddam natural Christian soul has left a
comment, in all these years. So I figured not one single solitary JewChristianMuslimBuddistHindewWhathaveyou had even
looked at the thing. Why, I even wrote myself a comment once...
and answered it! I'm a shrink, dudes, I can hold a therapy group
anytime I want. I am perfectly cognizant of when I'm whom...
I digress.
Here's the NEWS! You Howdy-Dowdy-Doody-Precious-Sunny-
Beaches-Bubbas have been writing comments all along and I just
looked at the thing. Why, I even wrote myself a comment once...
and answered it! I'm a shrink, dudes, I can hold a therapy group
anytime I want. I am perfectly cognizant of when I'm whom...
I digress.
Here's the NEWS! You Howdy-
Beaches-Bubbas have been writing comments all along and I just
couldn't find them!!!!! !!!!! !!!!! Either that or somebody did a real
nice hack for me on my 70th birthday. Thank you. I'm 70. [Just got
back here from a reality rewrite of the first 5 years of "This is Your
Fucking PTSD Life."] My psychoanalytic therapist of 25 years also
suddenly ran off with his dying wife (true story). But I'm fine now.
I'm here, aren't I. That was not a question.
So. This one is just for you guys. Nobody else is allowed to read it.
Like I need to say it. Like, I should say, "Y'all aren't allowed to read
it." HA!
So. This one is just for you guys. Nobody else is allowed to read it.
Like I need to say it. Like, I should say, "Y'all aren't allowed to read
it." HA!
NO!!
I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me all
these years. The sweat. The blood. The gastric juices and shit. All
for YOU. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!
Got some real amazing insights for you in the next one. So don't
change that dial! It's coming right up :)
these years. The sweat. The blood. The gastric juices and shit. All
for YOU. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!
Got some real amazing insights for you in the next one. So don't
change that dial! It's coming right up :)