and now for something completely different

I've been thinking again...about things like:

1. Why, when this country is so vast and so beautiful, so many people want to live on its edges falling of it.

2. Why cities that edge up to the ocean charge a full city sales tax. If you drive west on US Hwy 90 through Biloxi, you can't turn left, so right there you're missing half a city; ergo, why not half a sales tax...?

3. What is green? Can anybody explain green, really?

4. Am I the only person on the planet that realizes Mel Gibson's Jesus would have died, like, not even half-way through that scourging? Nobody has that much blood.

5. There are two kinds of people in the world: people who think there are two kinds of people in the world and people who don't.

6. I seem to be different from everybody I know, so what am I...the third kind?